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Exactly What It Sounds Like

This is the page where we put things that do not fit anywhere else. Things that are too weird for the biography, too unhinged for the history page, and too confusing for the taqueria menu.

Woodlands General Orders (Unofficial)

WGO No. 0 (discovered carved into a tree): If you can read this you are too close to the radio tower. Roll away immediately.

WGO No. 2B: Thursday is open mic night in #pol. Bring your best material or do not bring anything.

Standing Order: #pol is a tax-free zone. The last tax collector was thrown down a well. Do not be the next tax collector.

The Dell RT7D50

The official keyboard of the Woodlands Warfare Division is the Dell RT7D50 USB. It is equipment only, not an identity. If you see a hedgehog referring to itself as a Dell RT7D50, report it to the nearest commanding officer.

The Werefag Incident (Abridged)

The full Werefag containment breach briefing is classified and runs over 6000 words in a single run-on sentence. The abridged version: something weird happened in the western fern fields, three hedgehogs fell asleep, and WGO No. 3 was born. Do not ask for details.

Open Mic Night

Every Thursday in #pol on irc.mzima.net. Bring your best material or do not bring anything. The last hedgehog who did open mic with a kazoo solo was awarded a retroactive medal for bravery under fire.